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Blonde Jokes

Post by Admin on Wed May 01, 2013 4:21 am

One Liners

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.

Q: Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards

Q: Why do blondes always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

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